What do you call a decoder-equipped locomotive that no longer runs?
DCCeased!
You know what you call the guy who steps off the train and onto the third rail?
Conductor.
What do model railroaders use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What do you call a train that eats toffee?
A chew, chew train.
Two drunks were walking upgrade between the railroad tracks. One of them said, "This is is longest stairway I have ever been on." To this, the other replied, "It's not the stairs that bother me, it's the low banister."
DCCeased!
You know what you call the guy who steps off the train and onto the third rail?
Conductor.
What do model railroaders use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What do you call a train that eats toffee?
A chew, chew train.
Two drunks were walking upgrade between the railroad tracks. One of them said, "This is is longest stairway I have ever been on." To this, the other replied, "It's not the stairs that bother me, it's the low banister."